LOL
You really think that bio’s gonna get you laid?
You’re delusional!!! 🤣
Yeah.
That’s what the first girl I matched with told me the day I started testing my new Tinder bio.
She wasn’t the last.
I remember one who opened the chat with something like:
“That would never work on American girls. We’re not as easy as those European sluts…”
Then she went on to explain all the reasons why a guy like me — average looks, average everything — would never get laid in the U.S. with a bio like that.
The funny part?
I already had.
Multiple times.
Now, it’s not like I get messages like that every day — but some girls just can’t help themselves.
Why?
Because they can feel it…
That uncomfortable gut feeling women get when they realize a guy might have found a way to get laid fast... without being good-looking, tall or square-jawed.
They read my bio — and they know it’s gonna work.
Their first instinct? Shut it down.
Mess it up.
As an average guy, you know your bio is legit when girls start messaging you just to convince you it “won’t work.”
You know, good old-fashioned cock blocking.
But here’s the thing:
When you’ve got a solid strategy on dating apps, they can’t do shit to stop you.
Not a damn thing.
Now — before we go any further, there’s something important you should know…
This is a sales page.
Didn’t see that coming, huh?
I’m here to sell you something — but not the way you’re used to.
I guarantee that by the time you finish reading this page, your entire view on dating apps will be different.
I’m about to show you the most powerful strategy ever shared in the English-speaking market for getting casual sex as an average guy.
And I’m not stopping there.
On this page, I’ll bring together Fifty Shades of Grey, Barney Stinson, Mark Zuckerberg, LOST-style cliffhangers, Blink-182 and even a hint of a Tarantino movie.
All to sell you one thing.
But the tricky part isn’t selling it to you…
The real challenge is you making it to the end… and not feeling that itch — that hunger — to buy it and test it for yourself.
Sounds cocky?
Wait till you see the rest.
Relax. It gets even weirder.
It all started back in 2014, when I stumbled onto Tinder.
At first, I sucked.
Bad photos. No game plan. I was just throwing out lines and hoping something would stick.
And then…
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…
Man… you know what?
Let’s save us both some time.
You know the hero’s journey, right?
That tired-ass storyline behind literally every Tinder course out there…
… Where the guy starts off invisible, gets rejected a hundred times, and suddenly discovers some “secret” no one else knows.
Yeah, you know it.
Let’s fast-forward to the good stuff.
For a while, making them laugh got me some serious results. Then the “funny guy” strategy just… stopped working.
But why?
Well… this will probably sound familiar.
Feminism, Instagram thirst traps, and an army of desperate dudes turned women’s egos into hot-air balloons — and female hypergamy was skyrocketing faster than Bitcoin.
So being funny just wasn’t enough for the average guy anymore.
So I switched gears.
That was the year Fifty Shades of Grey blew up. Women weren’t just watching the movie — they were devouring the book, and then binging on even dirtier ones.
A full-blown sexual awakening was happening right in front of our eyes… and most guys were totally blind to it.
While the typical “nice guy” was out there writing Tinder bios about being an empath, a cat dad or a feminist…
Guess what I did?
I threw a few dirty hints into my bio...
And boom 💣!
Game-changer.
In 2015, at 32, I started sleeping with women who were way out of my league.
Here’s what I found out:
Women have far more sexual fantasies than we do.
Yeah, we all love sex. But women? They’re curious about everything they haven’t tried yet — and there’s a long list.
They get turned on by fantasies, kinks and guys who aren’t afraid to show a filthy mind.
So if you suggest something that intrigues them — without sounding desperate or creepy — they’ll want to try it with you…
“Hold on… I’ve seen this before... Another Tinder guru with a ‘secret line’ that supposedly gets girls wet in 3 messages or less…”
Wop wop, whu whu whu
I get you.
There are a couple of PUA coaches out there teaching guys how to use sexting to crush it on dating apps.
But there’s a big difference between them and me:
They’re good-looking dudes using sexually direct tactics — the kind that only work if you’ve got their level of looks.
…Or if you’re average-looking but live in Thailand or some corner of Eastern Europe.
So — does their system work?
Sure, for them.
But not for me.
And probably not for you either.
Alright, let me introduce myself:
My name’s Charlie.
I’m from Western Europe, I just hit my 40s, and I’m blond with blue eyes.
But don’t picture Thor.
Think more… Mark Zuckerberg after a rough week and zero gym time.
I’m 5’9”, rocking a solid dad bod, and my face? Let’s just say nobody’s doing double takes.
You think I’m exaggerating?
Yeah, I’ve also seen those male model types say, “My system works even if you’re just an average guy like me.”
But again — here’s the difference:
Those guys always flash their Tinder full of matches to “prove” their system works.
Me?
You might actually get more matches than I do.
Or maybe not — who knows.
What I do know is that over the last 10 years, I’ve developed a set of sexual strategies for dating apps that get me way more options than I can handle — even with just a few matches.
And the best part?
Most of these girls show up to the first date already thinking about sex.
How do I do it?
That’s how my (subtly sexual) strategy works.
You’ve probably already noticed — most girls don’t even read bios while they’re swiping.
But when you match… or drop that first message? Suddenly, they’re zooming in on every detail.
That’s when the real game begins.
With your bio.
Not just any bio, though. A very specific one. Exactly 44 words.
And inside that 44-word bio… there’s something weird…
Something that doesn’t quite belong…
And that’s why she can’t look away.
When she reads your bio, two things kick in:
- She sees you as the kind of guy who gets women — and that makes you hot. (Preselection, baby.)
- And then… she gets curious. Really curious. About what the hell you’re hinting at.
Her brain says, “Red flag 🚩.”
Her body says, “What if we just chatted for a bit…?”
From there, if you play it right, you’ve already planted a seed in her mind — a dirty little thought she won’t be able to shake until she sees you in person.
And trust me:
When she shows up to the first date already thinking about sex… it’s very hard for it not to happen.
Want to know more?
The kind of more that gets her thinking about sex before the first drink even hits the table?
That’s exactly why I created my course…
— 44WORDS —
Yeah, that’s all it takes — one 44-word bio — to flip your whole dating life upside down…
(Or hey, at least your balls won’t be whining anymore)
Mine actually works.
It’s a 159-page PDF course — over 24,000 words of pure strategy — where you’ll learn:
- The 44-word bio. Not 43. Not 45. Exactly 44 words — the one I use everywhere: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, you name it. Just copy it, tweak a word or two… and watch your matches actually notice you.
- The strategy. What to say depending on who brings up the sexual hint — her or you. Includes killer lines you can straight-up steal. You’ll use them more than your microwave… and they’ll heat things up way faster.
- The psychological hack. A sneaky little mind trick that makes you look hotter and triggers her sexual curiosity — even if you’re just a regular guy. (Hint: it’s what made you binge-watch LOST till 3am.)
- The dirty secrets. A list of female fantasies — the hidden, filthy kind — that you’ll learn to use as keys to unlock her desire… and turn it into action.
- 7 extra bios. Each with a different kind of sexual hint — ready to copy, remix, or test depending on your mood and balls level. You can go from “hmm, interesting...” to “okay, this guy fucks...”
- First dates decoded. How to shift from small talk to skin-on-skin. No pushing. No begging. Just like guys who have options naturally do it. (This section’s short — she already shows up thinking about sex.)
- The real gold: 10 conversations pulled straight from my iPhone. No filters. You’ll see the full strategy in action — every line, every move, every reaction.
Here’s a taste of what’s inside those chats:
- The best damn opener for average guys. Over a decade on Tinder, and I still haven’t topped it.
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How I bring up the sexual hint in my bio in a way that doesn’t let her play dumb.
Her usual answer? “Yeah, I read it… now tell me more.” -
What I do when a girl leaves me on read multiple times… and I still end up having sex on the first date.
Spoiler: It’s not a “Hey, you still there?” text. - How I always propose the first date making it clear we’ll be talking about sex and bedroom stuff — and how that actually makes her more excited to meet, not less.
- How I pass the “This convo’s kinda boring” test — or the “You’re way older than me” one — and still land the date.
- How to respond when she gives you a compliment (which she probably will if you use my strategy) so you don’t come off like a thirsty puppy.
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What to say when she replies but doesn’t ask any questions.
My go-to technique to turn a “meh” vibe into a “so… when are we meeting?” -
What to say when she asks for more details about the sexual hint — but you want to save it for the date.
Perfect. Now she shows up dying to know.
Extra bonus:
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3 extra chats where I use a bio that’s basically a dick pic in words.
Not for the weak. Not for the timid. But if you’ve got the balls, they will pay off.
Bro. This is wild.
"OK, so what’s the price?"
Glad you asked, legend.
This is where I should tell you that this system took me 10 years of wins, fails, cringe dates, a few emotional scars, and enough wasted cash to make a finance bro cry.
So yeah, fair price?
$1,997.
But no.
Because I’m a radiant beam of masculine energy, I levitate, walk on water, and you’ve caught me in my saintly mood…
You won’t pay that.
Not $997.
Not $497.
And if you buy it today?
$297...
…
…
…
…won’t be your price.
…
…
🤡
Alright, enough clowning around.
The price is just $100.
Why so cheap?
Simple.
I’m still new to the English-speaking market.
I’m not on beardy podcasts yet. And I don’t get invited to masculinity events with cigars and coffee mugs.
Not yet.
But when that happens (and it will), the price will go up. Obviously.
So if you get it now, you’re locking in the best deal it’ll ever have — plus, you’ll be one of the first guys in your country to use it.
And you know what happens to the first guy who figures something out…
Right?
So… If your credit card’s getting itchy, smash the red button.
If not, well… then don’t.
44WORDS
$100
(Platinum Photos + BumbleOM bonuses are included…
until that countdown slaps zero. After that? Gone.)
Questions? charlie@charlietopia.com
Before you buy 44WORDS, I want you to put your hand on your heart and repeat after me:
(DO NOT SKIP THESE)
“I get that, for privacy reasons, there won’t be any photos of Charlie or the girls he’s dated in the course.”
If you’re here for solid photo advice for average guys, that’s what the Platinum Photos bonus is for — and it’s included until the timer hits zero.
(And you won’t have to show your face either. I take privacy seriously. Always.)
But if you came looking for that classic “look at me bang” photoshoot from some shirtless Tinder god flexing in bed with randoms… you’re in the wrong place, bro.
“I get that this isn’t a course to improve my match rate.”
You might get more — or better — matches. Or not. Who knows.
Like I told you, most women don’t even read your bio until after there’s a match… or a message.
That’s why this course is laser-focused on one thing:
Getting the most out of every single match you land.
If that’s not what you’re here for, do yourself a favor — don’t buy it.
“I understand that getting results will take some time and effort.”
Already getting a few matches here and there? Doesn’t matter if you haven’t had a date in years — you could be back in the game by lunchtime.
Not getting any at all? Cool. Step one: fix your damn photos. (Hint: that’s why I included the Platinum Photos bonus.)
Then just start applying the strategy with whoever starts matching you.
Most guys who put in a little effort — decent pics, follow the method — end up getting their first dates (and yes, sex) within the first month.
“I get that this strategy might take me out of my comfort zone.”
Yep. Some of these messages might feel spicy at first — especially if your idea of foreplay is texting “wyd?”
And yeah, your first date might feel intense… when you’re sitting next to a girl who showed up specifically to talk about bedroom fantasies — especially if your usual first-date vibe was more “let’s talk about vegan diets and puppies.”
But come on — first-date sex with a girl you’re actually into?
Totally worth the nerves.
“I get that to use this strategy, I need to be cool with showing up as a sexual guy on dating apps.”
If the idea of your cousin, your sister-in-law, or your boss seeing your profile and thinking, “Whoa… he’s kinda filthy,” makes you break into a sweat — don’t get this.
This course is for men who don’t flinch.
“I get that I actually need to be a sexual guy.”
Let’s be real:
This course is about capitalizing on one cold, hard truth — most women aren’t really enjoying sex with the guys they’re sleeping with.
This is for men who love getting creative in bed.
Who have fantasies, kinks and a dirty mind… and who genuinely enjoy making women feel good — like, orgasm-level good.
Could you say all those things without needing to huff into a paper bag?
If your answer is yes (and only if it’s yes), smash that red button.
44WORDS
$100
(Platinum Photos + BumbleOM bonuses are included…
until that countdown slaps zero. After that? Gone.)
Questions? charlie@charlietopia.com
Stuff you’re probably wondering:
What’s the course format?
It’s a tight 159-page PDF, A5 layout. Black on white.
No cartoons. No bloated design. No endless video content.
You can read it in one afternoon — though you’ll probably revisit it more than your ex’s Insta when you’re drunk.
$100 for a PDF? Isn’t that kind of steep?
Nope. It’s cheap.
What’s inside is worth way more — and yes, the price is going up.
If your idea of “value” is 20 hours of someone rambling on video, or a bunch of pixelated Zoom replays from 2019… you’re in the wrong corner of the internet.
I don’t waste your time to justify a price.
Short = better.
Why?
Because the less time you spend learning, the faster you start doing.
And doing is the whole point.
Is this for every dude?
No. And honestly, that’s the best thing I can tell you.
If you’ve got more than 20 pounds of extra fat hanging off you, don’t buy this.
Or do — just so you can see how easy this could be… and finally drag yourself to the gym and not leave until you look like you give a damn.
But if you’re average — or even close to average — this might be your smartest move in 2025.
Is it only for hooking up with younger girls?
Nope.
Most examples in the course are with girls in their 20s — that’s just what I like.
But if older women are your thing? Great.
You’ll have it way easier.
Less competition. Same dirty strategy.
Is this just for one-night stands, or could it actually lead to a relationship?
Not only can a relationship start with casual sex — these days, it’s one of the smartest ways to kick things off.
That way you know she wants you. Craves you.
Not just settling because she’s “done partying” and now wants a nice, stable husband.
Let’s be honest — better to be picked for how you fuck than how you fold towels.
Are you promising me IG supermodels like the ones in those good-looking guru photos?
Only if you look like one of those dudes.
If not? Then no.
This course is about squeezing the absolute max out of the hand you’ve been dealt.
And I can promise you this: with decent cards and the right strategy, you can win a hell of a lot of hands.
Some guys have even hit the jackpot.
And no — I’m not talking about cash.
Where are the girls in the examples from? Will this work where I live?
The examples feature girls from 10 different countries — mostly European and Latina women living in Western Europe.
But let me be clear: I travel a lot.
I’ve tested this strategy (or something close) in over 30 countries — from NYC to a random gas station in Portugal.
And get this: the second most common nationality in my lay count? American.
Is support included?
Yep. Once you buy, you’ve got 30 days to ask me anything about the PDF content — and I’ll reply within 24 to 48 business hours.
So yeah — by the time you’re done reading, you’ll know exactly how to use this.
But let’s be clear:
This is not personal coaching.
I’m not reviewing your Tinder pics or dissecting your “bro, she left me on read” situations. That’s another deal entirely.
If that doesn’t work for you, no hard feelings — just don’t buy it.
Is there a money-back guarantee?
Yes. Try it for 30 days, and if you don’t think it was worth the money, just email me and I’ll refund you.
Is it worth the money?
A 44-word bio that triggers sexual curiosity and makes women want to meet you. Lines that spark attraction. Real chats that lead to sex — yours to copy, steal, and send.
In short: the first strategy built for average guys that actually gets results on Tinder and beyond.
Even if, like me, you’re only getting a few matches.
That’s what’s waiting on the other side of the checkout.
Whether it’s a good investment — or if your money’s better spent on OnlyFans — that’s up to you.
44WORDS
$100
(Platinum Photos + BumbleOM bonuses are included…
until that countdown slaps zero. After that? Gone.)
P.S. I don’t do Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or birthday discounts.
I have this weird habit of respecting the guys who already bought.
That’s why I never run sales.
What I do every now and then — like I said — is raise the price.
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