You’re Too Ugly to Ignore this Tinder Secret.
Well… maybe not ugly.
What I mean is: you’re not hot enough to survive on Tinder without this.
I’m not a “guru”. I haven’t approached a woman on the street in over 10 years.
Why? Because I used to get brutally rejected before I even opened my mouth.
But I learned a trick to get laid through dating apps… even with below-average looks and below-average matches.
Want a sneak peek?
It starts with a 44-word bio that drops a subtle sexual hint… and a psychological trick that spikes her sexual curiosity.
Skipping the form, huh?
I get it.
You’ve seen this movie a hundred times.
Some dude with a jawline sculpted by Zeus and abs sharp enough to grate cheese, telling you:
“My system works even if you’re just an average guy like me.”
Then he flashes his Tinder inbox.
Hundreds of matches.
And of course, he promises you can get the same results.
Yeah, sure, bro.
You’re not buying it.
Neither would I.
By the way, I’m Charlie, and you won’t see my face on this page.
The guy with the glasses and the hat you saw up there?
That’s just my avatar.
But here’s how you know I’m actually just a regular dude like you:
You probably get more matches than I do.
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
Well, it’s true.
And somehow, I still get more dates than I can keep up with.
Some of them even show up to the first date with sex toys or handcuffs in their purse.
How do I do it?
That’s the kind of stuff I talk about in my emails. And if you sign up, you’ll see things like this:
- Real pics of a below-average dude pulling on Tinder. 5'9''. Bald, with the full horseshoe going on. Went from zero matches to being booked solid with dates. I’ll show you the before and after in the very first email.
- The exact strategy I used on Tinder to make girls laugh out loud. Most of my matches opened with stuff like: “Hahaha! We need to meet! 😀”, even though I look totally average. You’ll get that one in the second email.
- Why the typical sex-forward advice from square-jawed gurus doesn’t work for average guys. And how a 44-word bio with a subtle sexual hint can get you laid on the first date, even if you don’t get that many matches. Like me.
And a lot more.
I send one email a day. Sometimes more.
And yeah, I’ll try to sell you something too.
Something you’ve never seen before. And it might actually surprise you.
If you’re curious, sign up.
If you’d rather sit around whining about how hard life is for average dudes…
then just don’t.
I write for smart men
That’s why I’m not giving you some free ebook. You’ve got enough of those.
And I’m not gonna pretend I “hate spam as much as you do”. I might be lying.
And let’s skip the whole “drop your best email” thing.
Put whatever email you want, if you even feel like it.
Here’s the deal: I write a lot. And I don’t sugarcoat.
You’ll get raw stories, blunt advice, and real-world tactics on how an average guy can get more action than he ever thought possible.
Some guys laugh.
Some get butthurt.
Some take notes.
And some end up buying my courses.
Relax, I’m not gonna ask for your credit card. Not yet, anyway.
Wanna see if this is actually different from the same old crap you’ve heard a thousand times
Drop your email, read a few emails, and judge for yourself.
If it clicks, cool. You stay.
If it doesn’t, hit unsubscribe and go back to whatever advice you were following before.
Still not in?
Still clutching your email like a soy clutches his Funko Pop collection?
Guarding your inbox more carefully than the drawer where you keep your urologist’s paperwork?
Cool. I get it.
If that’s you, I’ll give you one more reason not to sign up.
That way, your inbox stays clean.
And free from guys like me.
Not for the easily offended
If you sign up, you’re gonna get dirty language, dark humor, and uncomfortable truths about how sex and dating actually work.
That’s just the first email.
It only gets worse from there.
If you get offended easily, this isn’t for you. Neither are dating apps. And you can forget about casual sex, too.
So if you’re easily offended, here’s my honest, genuine advice:
Don’t sign up.
Seriously, don’t.
But if you do, and you end up hating every word I write, no hard feelings.
